Bắc bảo kỳ, Nam kêu cọ
Bắc gọi lọ, Nam kêu chai
Bắc mang thai, Nam có chửa
Nam xẻ nửa, Bắc bổ đôi
Ôi! Bắc quở gầy , Nam than ốm
Bắc cáo ốm, Nam khai bịnh
Bắc định đến muộn , Nam liền la trễ
Nam mần sơ sơ, Bắc nàm nấy nệ
Bắc lệ tuôn trào, Nam chảy nước mắt
Nam bắc vạc tre, Bắc kê lều chõng
Bắc nói trổng thế thôi, Nam bâng quơ vậy đó
Bắc đan cái rọ, Nam làm giỏ tre,
Nam không nghe nói dai, Bắc chẳng mê lải nhải
Nam cãi bai bải, Bắc lý sự ào ào
Bắc vào ô tô, Nam vô xế hộp
Hồi hộp Bắc hãm phanh, trợn tròng Nam đạp thắng
Khi nắng Nam mở dù, Bắc lại xoè ô
Điên rồ Nam đi trốn, nguy khốn Bắc lánh mặt
Chưa chắc Nam nhắc từ từ, Bắc khuyên gượm lại
Bắc là quá dại, Nam thì ngu ghê
Nam Sợ ghê, Bắc hãi quá
Nam thưa tía má, Bắc bẩm thầy u
Nam nhủ ưng ghê, Bắc mê hài lòng
Nam chối lòng vòng, Bắc bảo dối quanh
Nhanh nhanh Nam bẻ bắp, hấp tấp Bắc vặt ngô
Bắc thích cứ vồ, Nam ưng là chụp
Nam rờ bông bụp, Bắc vuốt tường vi
Nam nói: mầy đi! Bắc hô: cút xéo.
Bắc bảo: cứ véo! Nam: ngắt nó đi.
Bắc gửi phong bì, bao thơ Nam gói
Nam kêu: muốn ói, Bắc bảo: buồn nôn
Bắc gọi tiền đồn, Nam kêu chòi gác
Bắc hay khoác lác, Nam bảo xạo ke
Mưa đến Nam che, gió ngang Bắc chắn
Bắc khen giỏi mắng, Nam nói chửi hay
Bắc nấu thịt cầy, Nam thui thịt chó
Bắc vén búi tó, Nam bới tóc lên
Anh Cả Bắc quên, anh Hai Nam lú
Nam: ăn đi chú, Bắc: mời anh xơi
Bắc mới tập bơi, Nam thời đi lội
Bắc đi phó hội, Nam tới chia vui
Thui thủi Bắc kéo xe lôi, một mình xích lô Nam đạp
Nam thời mập mạp, Bắc cho là béo
Khi Nam khen béo, Bắc bảo là ngậy
Bắc quậy sướng phê, Năm rên đã quá
Bắc khoái đi phà, Nam thường qua bắc
Bắc nhắc môi giới, Nam liền giới thiệu
Nam ít khi điệu, Bắc hay làm dáng
Tán mà không thật, Bắc bảo là điêu
Giỡn hớt hơi nhiều, Nam kêu là xạo
Bắc nạo bằng gươm, Nam thọt bằng kiếm
Nam mê phiếm, Bắc thích đùa
Bắc vua bia bọt, Nam chúa la-de
Bắc khoe bùi bùi lạc rang, Nam thơm thơm đậu phọng
Bắc xơi na vướng họng, Nam ăn mãng cầu mắc cổ
Khi khổ Nam tròm trèm ăn vụng, Bắc len lén ăn vèn
Nam toe toét “hổng chịu đèn”, Bắc vặn mình “em chả”
Bắc giấm chua “cái ả”, Nam bặm trợn “con kia”
Nam mỉa “tên cà chua”, Bắc rủa “đồ phải gió”
Nam nhậu nhẹt thịt chó, Bắc đánh chén cầy tơ
Bắc vờ vịt lá mơ, Nam thẳng thừng lá thúi địt
Đến khi Nam địt, Bắc hô đánh rấm
Khi thấm, Nam xách thùng thì Bắc bê sô
Nam bỏ trong rương, Bắc tuôn vào hòm
Nam lết vô hòm, Bắc mặc áo quan
Bắc xuýt xoa: “Cái Lan xinh cực!”
Nam trầm trồ: “Con Lan đẹp hết chê!”
Phủ phê Bắc trùm chăn, no đủ Nam đắp mền
Tình Nam duyên Bắc có thế mới bền mới lâu…

Doan Tinh – Ho Bieu Chanh – Do Nam Phong va Phuong Dung

Totem Soi – The Wolf Totem – Trung Wuoc Khung Dung

Chiec Vong Bach Ngoc

Xuan Dieu

Con Ngua Trang Cua Ba Toi

Me Toi

Me – nguyen Thi Te Hat

Trai Hoa Vang – Nguyen Nhat Anh

Khuon mat nguoi khac – Pham Manh Hung

Basic Computer Software — Thinking of purchasing a new computer? Think twice before you fork over the funds for a bunch of extra software. There are some great alternatives to the name brand software programs. The most notable is OpenOffice, the open-source alternative to those other guys. It’s completely free and files can be exported in compatible formats.

Your Credit Report — You don’t have to pay for your credit report. You could sign up for one of the free credit monitoring services online to get a quick look at your credit report. You just have to remember to cancel the service before the end of the free trial. Or you could do one better and visit www.annualcreditreport.com, the only truly free place to see all three of your credit reports for free once a year.

Cell Phone — The service plan may be expensive, but the phone itself doesn’t have to cost a thing. Most major carriers will give you a free phone, even a free smart phone, with a two-year contract.

Books — There’s a cool place in your town that’s renting out books for free: the library. Remember that place? Stop by and put your favorite book on reserve. And if you don’t feel like getting out, visit www.paperbackswap.com and find your books there (small shipping fees apply).

Water — Besides the monthly utility bill, there’s no reason to shell out $1 for every bottle of water you drink. Bottled water is so last decade anyway. We’re over it, and into tap, filters, and reusable water bottles. It’s cheaper for you and better for the environment.

Credit Card — With as many credit cards as there are available on the market today, it’s easy to avoid a credit card with an annual fee. Unless you’re dead set on a particular perk that a fee card brings, skip the annual fee card and pocket that money yourself.

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Debt Reduction Help — Speaking of credit cards, if you’re in over your head with credit card help, there are many free sources you can turn to for help with your debt. No one is going to be able to magically wipe away your debts, but there is help out there that will set you up on a debt reduction plan you can handle. Start with a visit to the National Foundation for Credit Counseling.

Basic Tax Preparation — If your tax situation isn’t that complicated, then you should probably be preparing your own tax return using one of the many free online services. It’s now common for e-filing to be free as well with many services. You won’t even need a stamp.

The News — Leave it to a blogger to try and kill off traditional print. I’m not anti-newspaper. I just don’t find them practical anymore. Skip the daily .50 cents and get your news online. And for you dedicated coupon clippers, you can get most of your Sunday coupons online now too.

Budgeting Tools — There are many budgeting tools (both online and desktop) that offer up the service for free. Don’t ask me how they do this, but who cares. If you’re looking to reign in some of your spending, the good news is you can do it for free.

Pets — This is a controversial one, I know. But there are likely many pets down at your local animal shelter that could use just as much love as the pure-bred types. There may be a small fee due to the shelter for shots and basic care, but you’ll have your pet home without paying a mini-fortune.

Shipping — If you like to buy online, you probably use coupons to get a percentage off of your purchase. Take your skills to the next level and look for coupons or promotion codes that offer free shipping. If in doubt, visit a site like www.freeshipping.org.

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Checking Account — Isn’t it nice when a bank takes your money, lends it out to earn money, and then has the audacity to charge you for the service? What a joke. Checking should be free. If yours isn’t free then move to one of the many banks that offers a checking account for free. And the same can be said for ATM fees, teller fees, and checks.

DVD Rentals — Did you know that you can rent DVDs from RedBox locations for $1 a night? And better yet, if you use one of the coupon codes from www.insideredbox.com you can avoid the $1 charge. Free DVD rentals! Most libraries now have free DVD rental as well.

Exercise — Skip the expensive gym memberships. Visit your local park for a walk or run. Do basic push-up and sit-up programs in your living room. Rent a workout DVD from the library. There are many free workout programs you can download online as well.

Can you think of any other things you should be getting for free? Leave your suggestions in the comments below.

Con Cho Co Chu – Hoang Trong Dung

Len Pho – Tran Thuy Mai

Me – Ngo Thi Yen Nhi

Thay Hon Doi Xac – Thu Nga

Dai Duong Trong Long Con Oc Nho

Em Toi – Nguyen Thi Te Hat

Duong Len Nui Linh – Vinh Hao

Du Am

Sa Huynh

Nuoc Trong Nguon

Chieu Vang

Nhung Ngay Tho Au – Nguyen Hong – Ngo Hong

nhung Dam May Boc Chay

Con Duong Tinh Yeu – Nhu Nguyet

Mot Mai Thuc Day